some jokes for you!!! write you also some!!

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here you are some funny jokes!!!! write then yours!! it'll be cool! a young irish man went to the church to confess himself. so he sat down and said to the priest: "forgive me Father, i have sinned" "what have you done?" asked the Father. "i made love with a girl" was the answer. "who was it?". "i cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin", said the young man. "was it mary margaret sullivan?" "no father, forgive me for my sin but i cannot tell you who it was". "was it catherin mary mckanzie?" "no father, please forgive me for my sin" "well, then it has to be sarah martha o'keefe" "no father, please forgive me but i cannot tell you" "okay" said the priest "go, say 5 Our Fathers and 4 Hail Mary's and you will be abolished of your sin" so the young irish man walked out of the church, where his friends were waiting for him. "what did you get?" they asked him. "well, i got 5 Our Fathers, 4 Hail Mary's, and three good leads!" XD a lawyer is lying on his deathbed, and has his partner of many years by his bedside. "john" he tells him "before i go i have got confess you some things. i've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and i am the father of your daughter. on top of that, i've been stealing from the firm for a decade". "relax" says john "and stop worrying about it. i'm the one who has put arsenic in your Martini" XD i wait for your jokes!!!