Doctor doctor jokes
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 2, 2007 3:28pm CST
Doctor doctor jokes
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
3 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
7 Mar 07
FREE DRINKS FOR THE BLIND
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"
@bkrishnarjun (49)
• India
3 Mar 07
intresting sound..
now a day so many cases happens like this and all