Tell me a joke!
By angileyes
@angileyes (84)
United States
October 15, 2006 7:17pm CST
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. damn, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
If you're one of those 56 million, repost this joke
I was one of the 56 million LOL
11 responses
@amityalive (247)
• United States
16 Oct 06
This was my joke, and my discussion, how did you get a hold of it????????????
@amityalive (247)
• United States
16 Oct 06
I see, sorry. I guess it says repost because I stole it off of one of my myspace bulletins....silly me.
@amityalive (247)
• United States
16 Oct 06
Your hilarious, seriously, you make me laugh every single day.
@kpfingaz (1027)
• Saint Vincent And The Grenadines
16 Oct 06
Three men were discussing what they would do if they had a million dollars.
The first man said, " If I had a million dollars I would buy me a yacht."
The second man said, " If I had a million I would buy a nice mansion in Beverly Hills."
The third man looked at them both and said, "Seriously, if I had a million dollars I'd buy a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
@amityalive (247)
• United States
16 Oct 06
Well angeleyes, it looks like your joke thread is doing better than mine, congrats! The mississippi one was good don't you think?
@ArsonCuff (3114)
• United States
19 Oct 06
Two snow men were walking through a meadow...one turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you smell carrots?"
@Lauraleigh99 (4718)
• United States
16 Oct 06
No matter how many times I hear this one it is still funny!!
@martinparambil (162)
• India
16 Oct 06
This is a famous joke in our college especially in our class My friend kedar is is the master in this joke he gave the great example for the mysery when his house caught fire he gave a miss call to the firestation from his mobile.....................
@robertpavleski (86)
• Macedonia
16 Oct 06
I`m from Macedonia land with 2.5 milion people living here.
Our president was wisiting China and Chinesse president ask him how many people live here.
He said 2.5 milion people.
And the chinese president said :
WHY YOU DONT all people from there visited us !!!
HA HA HA
