"spell czechoslovakia"^_^

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Entering Heaven... A lady died and entered Heaven's pearly gates. Lady: Where am I? Am I where I think I am? Is this heaven? Did I really make it to heaven? St Peter: Yes mam you did this is heaven. Lady: What do I have to do to get in? St Peter: Well ma'am all you have to do is spell a word. Lady: What word? St Peter: It doesn't really matter ma'am, you pick the word. Lady: In that case I guess it would be appropriate that I spell the word love. L-O-V-E. St Peter: Very good ma'am you may enter. Would be so kind as to do me a favour? Lady: What would that be? St Peter: Would you sit in my chair and watch the gates while I go off to the bathroom? Lady: Why, yes, I can do that. A few minutes later the lady saw a man walking up the path towards the pearly gates. She determined as he approached closer it was her husband of some 40 years. Lady: Why Harvey, what are you doing here? Harvey: Well Gladys, when I left your funeral I was so distraught, not knowing what I'd ever do without you that I was beside myself and wasn't paying attention to my driving. I ran head on into an on coming truck, and here I am to spend the rest of eternity with you. What do I have to do to get in? Lady: Simple just spell a word. Harvey: What word? Lady: Czechoslovakia (Thanks to L. L. Rowley)