I'm Bored !!!!

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try the website.www.bored.com (something like that...) its a great site and lots of fun :-)

Short story... 2 friends, See and Saw. One day, See saw sea and Saw didn't see sea. See saw sea and jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw Saw in sea and Saw saw See in sea. See saw both Saw and sea and both Saw and See were happy to see sea. If you understand it, can you explain it to me clearly hehehe

Thought this might make you laugh as I am still. My hubby as been getting pi**ed off at our neighbours cats as they keep coming and sh*ting in our yard. Everytime he sees one he runs outside to scare it off or throw a rock at them. Anyway the other morning he gets up and goes outside to get the paper and one of the offending cats was in our yard, he went one way to chase it and saw it was going back the other way, he turned to chase it and smacked head first into one of our posts out the front. Just about knocked himself out!! Comes inside all sappy looking and tells me the story. If course I just laugh!! He had a headache and quite a lump, bet the cat is really scared now!! This happened last week and it is still sore now! I am laughing as I write this, and he is behind me not impresses!!

The School Report Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is." Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?" Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it." That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father. Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is." Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?" Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of $hit."

I will tell you a fact of my life hope its good enough for your laughs. I have a dog , i have to feed him good , no thats not my problem , actually with bruno i dont have any problem , most of the days he $hits on my neighbours house , i only had to hear some words from my neighbours, i dont have to worry about bruno's $hit. Next my same neighbour has a pair of hens and duck , the ducks are ducks but the hens have a very big heart , the eat at my neighbours and lay egg in my house :)

I like Apple sauce on my belly button.