thingking maliciously...

Philippines
March 3, 2007 7:48am CST
TEACHER: john, if there were 5 birds sitting on the fence, and you shot 1 w/ your gun. how many would be left? JOHN: none, bcoz d rest will fly. TEACHER: well the answer is 4, but i like the way your thinking. JOHN: i have a question for you ma'am. there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 was licking her cone. the 2nd was bitting her cone. and the 3rd is sucking her cone. can you tell me which 1 is married? TEACHER: i guess the 1 sucking the cone. JOHN: no the 1 w/ the wedding ring on her finger. but i like the way your thingking. :))
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