Actual Age
By zhisheng2005
@zhisheng2005 (301)
China
March 3, 2007 1:25pm CST
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time ,she decided to get his attention ,"Johnny"she saif ,"If the world is 25000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen,how old am I?
"Thirty-four "Johnny ansered unhesitaingly.
The teacher replied "well,that's not far from my actual age,Tell me ....how did you gurss?"
"Oh ,there's nothing to it "Johnny said "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half -crazy"
2 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
6 Mar 07
The Worm
A little boy was playing with a worm one day at his grandpa's house. Grandpa jokingly tells the young boy that he'll give him ten dollars if he can stick the worm back into the worm hole. After a few minutes of trying the boy leaves then returns with a can of hair spray. He sprays it all over the worm and when the worms becomes stiff he pokes it back down in the hole. A few days later the boy is at his grandpa's house again when grandpa wheels out a shiny new bike and gives it to his grandson along with ten dollars.
The boy says, "but grandpa you only promised me ten dollars."
The grandpa replies, " I know....... the bike is from your grandmother."
