The African Hospital...

Canada
March 3, 2007 2:02pm CST
A joke from the vaults of ComedyAddict.com A midwife is walking past the hospital staffroom, when she hears two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first. "No. It's woombaa: W-O-O-M-B-A-A," says the second. "No, no, no. Wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first again. At this the nurse pops her head through the door, "I think you'll find, gentlemen, it's WOMB: W-O-M-B," The two doctors look blankly at her, until one of them says, "Madam. I doubt if you've ever even SEEN a water buffalo, let alone heard one fart in a mudpool,".
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@weemam (13372)
10 Mar 07
lol good one pal xx
• Canada
10 Mar 07
Thanks.. glad you enjoyed it :)
• United States
7 Mar 07
Now that's funny!
• Canada
10 Mar 07
Thanks for the feedback!
• Brazil
19 Apr 07
Ok, thats a funny one, spent sometime on your site, great stuff there mate. -JCM-
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
6 Mar 07
Senility An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up." "That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."
• United States
4 Mar 07
that's funny. #$%@!ing hilarious.