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Post the best PJ you can come across & The best one will be tagged . I will start ; Like : Why r the Egyptians confused ???? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ans : Bcoz after death their daddy becomes mummy !!! One more : Why do we put our pants one lieg at a time ????? Ans : If we jumped into our pans simultaneously placing both legs in at one time , we wouldland heavily on the ground . As a majority of us r getting dressed at the same time of the morning , the cumulative effect would cause an Earth tremor . Due to the use of time zones , the tremor established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central Zones at the precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants.The tremor would increase in size exponentially , and proceed west to cycle the globe , it would feed upon the next day's Tremor and eventually cause the Earth's crust to break apart and float into space . This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time ... Hilarious isnt it ??????????