Texas Pullover
By beaniegdi
@beaniegdi (1964)
March 5, 2007 5:33pm CST
Texas Pullover
Two non-Texans are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that stuff with me!
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9 responses
@neezhom_almaniri (423)
• Malaysia
19 Mar 07
Why don't you set up more topics my dear friend. So i can reply for your topics too. Hope you'll add your thread here for your own good :-) Don't be too naughty k .......
@tallpaulno44a (1574)
• United States
21 Mar 07
That's very funny. I'll be extra careful the next time I drive through Texas.
@zen_flynx (106)
• Philippines
10 Mar 07
Thats Texas! could by in any chance that Texas Ranger be Chuck Norris aka "Walker Texas Ranger"
@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
22 May 07
You knnow it is funny because it's true, isn't it? It is always easy to say you would have been the big man or handled it differently so the joke is spot on. Thanks for the laugh, it was very amusing.
