Collected Comments of College Students
By beaniegdi
@beaniegdi (1964)
March 5, 2007 5:35pm CST
Collected Comments of College Students
- He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.
- Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!
- His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.
- Textbook is confusing ... someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.
- This class was a religious experience for me ... I had to take it all on faith.
- The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.
- Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.
- Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing - it's a great stress reliever.
- Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose - spraying in all directions - no way to stop it.
- I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.
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@rogen_andrei (638)
• Philippines
7 Mar 07
Sad reality! There are really some college professors who teaches no better than a 5th grader reporting in front of the class for some assigned topics. I know pretty well that this is supposed to be something funny but worse is this is really happening in the real world. There are even some lines which seem that it was me commenting on my college professor. I really hope teachers and professors should improve and update their teaching styles and techniques so as to cater to their students' learning needs.
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
6 Mar 07
Sperm Count
A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.
The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open."
@neezhom_almaniri (423)
• Malaysia
9 Mar 07
It;s that all from your college beaniegdi? And what college is that?? Sorry for this questions :-D
@zen_flynx (106)
• Philippines
9 Mar 07
-He uses profanity more than Samuel L. Jackson does on Pulp fiction
