The Ten Commandments (Ebonics Style)
By coolchic101
@coolchic101 (848)
United States
March 5, 2007 5:57pm CST
The Ten Commandments (Ebonics Style)
#1. "I am God. Don't play me." (I am the Lord they God. Thou shalt not have any other gods before me.)
#2. "Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me, ya hear?" (Thou shalt not have any graven images)
#3. "Don't be callin' me for no reason." (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)
#4. "Y'all betta be in church on Sunday." (Remember to keep the Sabbath day to keep it holy.)
#5. "Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...and if you know who ya pappy is, don't dis him either." (Honor thy father and mother)
#6. "Don't be goin' on no drive bys." (Thou shalt not kill)
#7. "Stick to ya own Boo." (Thou shalt not commit adultery.)
#8. "Don't be borrowin' stuff and don't gi' it back." (Thou shalt not steal)
#9. "Don't be snitchin' on the otha' man to save your behind." (Thou shalt not bear false witness againsty thy brother.)
#10."Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman or nuffin." (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to they brother.)
4 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
6 Mar 07
Doctors Advice
A doctor was walking down the street one day when he noticed coming towards him one of his 85 year old patients with a very beautiful, well-built young lady on his arm. He was looking the happiest he had ever seen him. When the old guy noticed the doctor he went up to him and said, "Well Doc. I took your advice and look at me." Puzzled, the doctor asked what the advice was.
"You told me to get a hot Mama and be very cheerful," he replied.
"Oh no. I told you that you had got a heart murmur and to be very careful."