Do remember not to smoke
By angelhuihui
@angelhuihui (264)
China
March 5, 2007 10:32pm CST
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor,I don't know what to do?I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
"Oh,...Don't worry!All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
5 responses
@ihsanul_aniq (1118)
• Malaysia
6 Mar 07
Yeah so funny :) LOL i don't have any jokes to share with, but i love to read jokes. I feel kinda relief when happy :)
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
6 Mar 07
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about
sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything
they wanted. At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the
back of the class.
She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, "oh miss, oh
miss!" with his arm pumping.
"Yes, Johnny, what is it?" she asked, trying to remain calm. Little Johnny
stood up and proclaimed to the class, "at our house, we have everything."
"Don't be silly," the teacher replied, "not even the richest man has
everything."
"We do," he answered, "My daddy said so the other day."
"Now, why would your father say such a thing?" she asked.
"Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead boyfriend,
and told poppa she was pregnant. That's when my dad said "God, that's all
we needed."