Being British
By honeyangel
@honeyangel (1991)
March 6, 2007 2:02pm CST
Being British is...
Drivin a German car,
To an Irish pub,
Where you drink a Belgian beer,
Then on the way home you buy a Chinese or Indian takeaway,
When you get home you sit on Swedish Furniture,
Watchin an American program,
On a Japenese tv,
Being suspious of anything foreign!
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@simran1430 (1790)
• India
10 Mar 07
The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"Where would you get the torpedo?"
"The same place you got your battleship!"
@charlie69 (334)
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8 Mar 07
Haha good one, ill have to be pinching that one to pass on to a few people i know.
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@honeyangel (1991)
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8 Mar 07
glad you liked it
check out my other jokes
there maybe other you like aswell
@nglanfield (559)
• Turkey
8 Mar 07
I like it!
but then we only do those things as all our own home grown companies have been brought out by foreign ones! LOL
@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
25 Mar 07
A college pizza dilivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.
Smith. He dilivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked,"What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quater out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith."Well, just to show how wrong they are, here'e five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, " I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith.
"Applied psychology." the youth smiled and said.