Would you rather:Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills

LOL Yes, I have had a very long and hard day. :) And my daughter had her first painful physical therapy today. So, we were both in need of a good laugh. :)

Surgery is not ruled out yet. The doctor is taking steps to see if the lesser plans will work first. :)

Sorry to hear about your daughter's physical therapy. I have missed a couple of days so I need to catch up. I need to go back and see if this means that perhaps surgery can be ruled out ~Donna

the "and strong" could be interpreted as a combination of the two. ha ha

lol, so true.

The first brave soul to choose the loud fart. :) Awesome! At least everyone would have a good giggle then, right?

I don't think I have ever heard of farting contests here in the states. But if I get wind of one...I will be sure to let you know. ha ha

That was our first thought too! :)

I fully agree with you M2aM. But if I am at home I would prefer the loud fart.

Oh, of course, if you are among family, it is sometimes funny to blame others for a while and then later admit it. My sons do this all the time. LOL They sometimes even blame it on the dog!

LOL: that poor dog!

Please forget me if I have not gotten to respond to much of your discussions. I have notification on all my friends but have found each time I go into my mail, there is over 600 emails and I just can't seem to catch up. But I promise I am working on it. :)

ha ha that's is great! Thanks for being so honest! LOL

I can not stop laughing at your response! LOL I have learned this with my mother also. She is lactose intolerant. And if she has had any milk...it is best to walk beside of in front. LOL But she has the common courtesy that if she does it when we are standing in one place, she will grab me and start pulling and walking. I have learned the hard way why. LOL

Garth Brooks song comes to mind when I was reading your response. ha ha And the thunder rolls...LOL

I love the would you rather. :) I will have to dig some more up. :)

Yes please. This is fun :)

Remind me to sit across from you so I do not get that look. ha ha

Glad I could give you such a great laugh. I have to agree...the SDB's are easier to pass off than the loud ones. Unless you have a small child with you....cause even if it was an SBD, the small child will say, "I smell poop poop and it must be you cause I didn't do it!" Yeah, little kids just seem to hit that right time for everyone to hear! LOL

Awwwwww!!!! I am sure that the same people no longer work there. :) Thanks for sharing! My son and his dad used to get in arguments in public about who farted. Of course it was his dad that did the deed. But that was how he got out of being embarrassed. Future reference, change it into a game and no one will know any better. :)

NO kidding! I had my neices and nephew with me in a blockbuster video store a few years ago. We were in the front corner of the store when this horrible gas hit me! I cut loose and then dragged the kids across the store to the opposite corner in hopes of escaping what was sure to be a stink bomb of epic proportions. I thought I was safe, having left behind the gaseous cloud and escaped with an air of nonchalance and complete oblivion. I browsed the movies, completely certain that I had escaped unscathed. Then we get in line. And I made the mistake of teasing the youngest of my charges.... who replies at the top of her voice "At least I didn't do a big stinky fart in the video store, Aunt Kimmie." Needless to say, I left the store, leaving my movie selections at the counter amid fits of laughter from other customers. I was red as a beet and absolutely humiliated. After 8 years, I STILL have not stepped foot back in that Blockbuster.