Elevator??

@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 6, 2007 9:57pm CST
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
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@anup12 (4177)
• India
8 Mar 07
That's a good one.I enjoyed it very much.The father is hoping that his wife will become younger.
• India
8 Mar 07
hahaha very funny!!thanks for sharing it!!!!!!!!
• United States
7 Mar 07
Thank's for the joke, you made my day. the man is hoping that his wife will come out of the elevator looking younger. hehehe. :) :)
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
8 Mar 07
ONE IN THE EYE FOR BIGOTRY There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local military base, and asked to speak with the lieutenant. "Please send up four nice young men to eat dinner here on Thanksgiving, but please, don't send any Jews. Please, no Jews," The lieutenant replied, "No problem ma'am, and I am sure I speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your kindness." Well, Thanksgiving rolled around, and the widow went to answer the door when it rang. She was surprised to see four black recruits. "But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered. One of them replied, "No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't make mistakes."