Now we run
By angelhuihui
@angelhuihui (264)
China
March 6, 2007 10:39pm CST
A priest is walking down the street one day when notices a very smally boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However ,the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watch the boys efforts for sometime,the priest moves closer to the boy's possition.He steps smartly across the street,walks up behind the little fellow and ,placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.Crouching down to the child's level,the priest smiles benevolently and asks,"And now what ,my little man?" To which the boy replies,"Now we run!"
2 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
8 Mar 07
STAYING POWER
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
@lissienpaul (478)
• Philippines
7 Mar 07
Lol!! That was funny. I can almost see the boy's excitement in his eyes. And the priest, oh my, thought he was running wearing that long garment( what do you call that?). And what did the priest do? Did he run, too? That was funny! And sinful.Lol!