5'0 clock news
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 7, 2007 1:33am CST
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
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7 responses
@Connie1013 (1098)
• United States
8 Mar 07
ROFL Thank you for the laugh. I still think this one is funny.
@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
8 Mar 07
hahahaha, thanks for a good laugh. This was cute. Never heard it. Have a great day.
@jackf501 (853)
• Malaysia
7 Mar 07
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Cuz' it's so cold". Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Cuz' it's so warm". Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Cuz' my watch in gone".
@lovesfreedom (1245)
• United States
7 Mar 07
Thank you for this laugh!! I love jokes and think they are an important part of my day!
