Don't Be Ashamed, but you might be a RedNeck if....
By Xombiefly
@Xombiefly (46)
United States
March 7, 2007 9:48am CST
You might be a RedNeck if...you signed your marriage license on the hood of a car.
You might be a RedNeck if...your wedding Limo had a winch.
You might be a RedNeck if...any of your children were conceived in a tire swing.
You might be a RedNeck if...you pick your friends based on their ownership of jumper cables and American Flags.
You might be a RedNeck if...you clean your garage and find an American made motorcycle.
You might be a RedNeck if...your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
You might be a RedNeck if...you have a photo of your dog wearing dark sunglasses.
You might be a RedNeck if...your landscaping features cow skulls.
God Bless RedNecks!!
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@emeraldisle (13139)
• United States
7 Mar 07
Heheh I happen to love the redneck humor. Of course no one does it as well as Jeff Foxworthy. I love his Redneck 12 days of Christmas. It always makes me smile.
@Xombiefly (46)
• United States
7 Mar 07
Haha!! I like some of his stuff too...
Ain't nun of 'em as redneck as Larry the Cableguy in my book though. Now that guy's funny...I'ont care who y'ar!!
I love his routine about the "Eatin' Britches"....have you heard that one?
