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10 Wais To Annoy Everybody 1.IMPROVISE ITALIAN OPERAS. 2.GOSSIP ABOUT SOMEONE TO THEIR FACE. 3.ANSWER EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION. 4.TALK TO SOMEONE WHILE LOOKING AT SOMEBODY ELSE. 5.USING NON-EXISTENT WORDS LIKE GEORGE BUSH WOULD. 6.SPEAK IN RAPID SPANISH. 7.YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE.LET THEM KNOW SO. 8.RUDELY CORRECT EVERYBODY'S GRAMMAR. 9.PRETEND TO BE DRUNK. 10.HAVE THIS LIST PRINTED ON A T-SHIRT AND WRITE ABOVE IT"CHECK LIST FOR TODAY."DON'T LET ANYBODY FORGET THAT YOU HAVE IT ON.