Funny/Awkward/Embarassing Moments
By Slashher
@Slashher (117)
Denmark
March 7, 2007 3:47pm CST
I have a couple ones, but i'll start with this one:D
Haha well I once stumbled upon one of these female mannequins at a store
right?it just fell to the floor, and one plastic boob popped out of the dress,
no big deal! I thought to myself alright I'll be nice and put it back on its place..
instead of my usual! f**k it, it was an accident they shouldn't put manequins in the middle of the hallway or something like that, I could have like died!
Anyways, there I am, dressing up the manequin leaning over it...
I kinda stumbled upon it again, then the security guard comes in
and we stare at each other for a sec, he gives me a OMFG pervert look and walks up to me to ask me to please leave the store! XD
I immediatley realized the scene looked like mannequin molestation XD and couldn't help but laugh XD
2 responses
@spr1967 (208)
•
8 Mar 07
lol...
i remeber when i was walking through a town centre trying to be cool and stuff strutting along in my cool suit on my way to a meeting and was too busy looking at my phone to realise there was a post in the way which basically hit me in the jewels!!
Wouldnt have been that bad but there were two benches opposite with people just wetting themselves laughing at my mis fortune
@ironstruck (2298)
• Canada
10 Mar 07
I've had girlfriends that I swear were mannequins.
Actually no, that's not quite true, it sounds to me like mannequins are a bit more lively. Well..........at least the ones you come in contact with.
I should get myself one of those mannequins so I can practice for the times I want to invite a woman over for dinner.
Just think, I could cook the dummy anything(I mean the mannequin) and she most likely would not complain.
Hell, I could even stick a carrot in the mannequins ear and still be confident that I would not be verbally abused. I think.
Well anyway. I'm convinced.........I'm heading out to find me one of those feisty, fabricated females with the wayward boobs.
