A Clean Irish Joke

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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin and asks for 3 pints of Guiness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes the 3 he goes back to the bar and orders 3 more. The barman say 'You know a pint goes flat after I pour it, would taste better if you order one at a time'. The Irsihman says 'well you see i have two brothers, one in Australia and the other in America and Im here in Dublin. When we all left home we promised we'd all drink this way to remember the days we all drank together'. The Barman admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and and always drinks the same way, ordering three pints and takeing a sip from each one in turn. One day he comes in and orders two pints. The barman and the regulars of the pub notice and fall silent. When he comes back up to order another two pints the barman says 'Im sorry to intrude on your grief but I just wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss'. The Irishman looks confused for a moment and then he realises and laughs...'Oh No he says, everyones fine, its me, Ive quit drinking'.