What is your favorite joke?

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I like jokes, even blond jokes.(I'm a blond!) Here's one of my favorites: Several major fire-fighting teams and worked in vain to put out a big oil fire. On the fifth day, a rickety, rusty, old fire truck roared into the area, speeding right up to the fire's edge! Five men spilled out and ran in different directions. After about 20 minutes the fire was out! The owner of the oil well found the leader of the men and said,"That was incredible! I can't believe you put the fire out so fast after everyone else had failed. Here is the one million dollars I promised to give to anyone who put out the fire. What are you going to do with the money?" The sooty, sweaty man wiped his face with his bandana and said, "Well, the first thing I'm going to do is get the &@!!#@ brakes fixed on that truck!" Come on folks. Make me laugh!