Too Much Crack?

I would be sort of embarrassed if I ended up doing that. I make sure I wear a long enough shirt that will stay tucked in, & a pair of pants that will stay up in my effort to avoid this.

When I used to work in the water department we would have to work in trenches and pick up pipes and other things that would have us bend over. There was one large man who had the biggest "Deer Island Smile" that you ever saw. When he woud bend over we would try and throw small pebbles into his pants and it was easy because it was a very big target. He was so slow that he thought that the dirt was comming off of the wall in the trench.

I must admit that I have this problem, but that due to my weight and I cant seem to find pants that fit right. I'm working on losing the weight and sometimes uts hard when shopping for pants that you wear such a large size. Trust me, I hear all the joking behind my back but I just laugh it off. Not much else I seem to be able to do about it.