The World According to Brooklyn Tony.

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This joke was sent to me by a dear friend of mine this morning, and when I read it, I laughed till I cried, and so decided to share it with you all. A teacher ask her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Brooklyn Tony. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then Brooklyn Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting a on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied. "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbling down the top and sucked the cone." To which Brooklyn Tony replied, "The correct answer is " the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking." LOL!