The bird is in prison..!!

@greengal (4286)
United States
March 12, 2007 4:15pm CST
Ok, I'm taking a break from ranting about cheaters and to lighten the mood here is a hilarious joke! A motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird and put it in a cage with bread and water. The sparrow woke up next morning, looked around and screamed "Bars, bread and water, I'm in prison!! OH MY GOD, I must have killed the motorist!" LOL..hope you had a good laugh, now back to serious mylotting ;o) P.S. If you liked the joke let me know but don't just paste another joke of your own and leave it without a comment. Not appreciated.
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14 responses
• United States
12 Mar 07
Hi greegal. I'm sorry that you were upset earlier, but happy to see your mood has changed. Don't let this site get you down dear. Yes, I liked your joke very much. It gave me a laugh, which I did need. Thank you sugar.
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
12 Mar 07
Awwwwww Greengal you have spoiled all my fun now not letting me Copy and Paste. Lol I liked the Joke it is good. Hugs to you
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@greengal (4286)
• United States
12 Mar 07
Hehe, you can tell me a joke too Gabs, that warning was for those who just paste a joke and don't care to comment on mine. Spammers do that...not for you hon!:)
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
12 Mar 07
Lololol I know and I am all the way behind you Girl
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@kathy77 (7486)
• Australia
13 Mar 07
Thanks for the joke this one was really great I have heard many jokes in my life but this one thank goodness is one of the best I have read on mylot well appreciated. Lol
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@vega83 (6342)
• Bahrain
13 Mar 07
nice to see you lighten up again!!! - don't worry, be happy.
hahahaha, okay that was a good one, i like short jokes, saves you from all that reading and still gives a good laugh, it's nice to see you're back in your 'greengal' mood, that's right, girl, don't let the cheaters get to you!!!!
@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
12 Mar 07
LOL - going from email notifications and all that showed was "the bird is in prison" I was shocked, I mean the cheater is really bad and annoyed me to the point of calling names, like jerk, but I really didn't think they would put him in prison for what he did to me :) I love the joke and needed the laugh - thank you so very much.
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@greengal (4286)
• United States
13 Mar 07
LOL oh faith you sure would put that cheater behind bars if it were up to wouldn't you? hehehe..
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@Rexy_leigh (1189)
• Philippines
19 Mar 07
LOL I thought it's another cheater you caught again, greengal.. but thanks for the joke, I had laughed my heart out... (but trying not to make it a bit loud coz am sure my boss would get mad... lol) :P
@weemam (13372)
13 Mar 07
lol i loved it and I dont post my jokes here lol i will keep them for my discussions pal so you will come and read them , wink wink lol xx
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@brckoba (795)
• United States
19 Mar 07
hehehe! That's funny! It's good to see that you still can laugh... Laughing reduces your chances of heart attack... Getting mad about the cheaters on the other hand... can increase your chances of a heart attack. Keep laughing!:P
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@deeeky (3667)
• Edinburgh, Scotland
12 Mar 07
Very nice joke. Most small birds know how to succeed!
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• United States
18 Mar 07
I cal that confidence:)
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• United States
20 Mar 07
call
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• United States
13 Mar 07
That did lighten things up greengal. Thank you.
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• United States
18 Mar 07
That was a cute and funny joke greengal, LOL.
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@bkfuels (1603)
• Canada
18 Mar 07
I love the joke. I will go to a few of my friends jokes and read. But I have made the mistake of label something with joke on it and did not like the responses all I got I am sure was a bunch of copy and paste jokes that had nothing to do with what I ask . I wonder if half the people even read it. It was not a joke it just had something funny in it. I learned through this to never tag anything with the word joke.
• Philippines
19 Mar 07
That's funny, greengal! am glad you still managed to keep this joke coming despite those cheaters who caused you some anger.. :P