A prayer for us ladies over 30.

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@mom_of_2 (398)
Canada
March 13, 2007 12:15am CST
A friend emailed me this prayer and I want to share it with all you ladies. Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord, my shape to keep Please no wrinkles, please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags Please no age spots, please no gray As for my belly, please take it away Please keep me healthy, please keep me young And thank you dear Lord For all that you've done. I should have prayed about 5 years ago...if only it were that easy!
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ZenDove
@ZenDove (698)
• United States
14 Mar 07
If only prayer were all it took. If only wishes worked. If only my ab lounger could double as a guest bed and my thigh master didn't attract so much dust, I'd get some use out of them! I've been hoping and wishing and praying for a long time - my prayers would probably work better if, when I was down there on my knees, I threw in a few squats and sit-ups! Cute poem.
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mom_of_2
@mom_of_2 (398)
• Canada
14 Mar 07
your response has me smiling as much as this poem...ab longer/guest bed...thats funny. Oh and dont worry about the dust bunnies, at least you HAVE a thigh master !! Thanks for the response..take care.
chaddik
@chaddik (113)
• Philippines
14 Mar 07
hahahhaha. that was cool!
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mom_of_2
@mom_of_2 (398)
• Canada
14 Mar 07
I'm glad you liked it :)
suscan
@suscan (1955)
• United States
13 Mar 07
I really really need this prayer. I definitely should have started years ago.I have to email this to some of my fiends . They will get a good chuckle ou of this.
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mom_of_2
@mom_of_2 (398)
• Canada
13 Mar 07
I remembere when I was young, trying the arm excercises and saying " I must, I must increase my bust" LOL That never worked but I do believe in the power of prayer so you never know !! ;)
divya_mate
@divya_mate (26)
• India
13 Mar 07
wowowow dis is awsum ty frnd..i will pass it on 2 my frnds....tfs
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mom_of_2
@mom_of_2 (398)
• Canada
13 Mar 07
I'm glad you're sharing this with your friends, thanks for the comment :)