Don't take any chances

A cat burglar is going about his business burgling a house. He stops every so often when he hears a voice saying: 'Jesus is watching you. Jesus will get you.' He moves to another room and hears the voice again: 'Jesus is watching you. Jesus will get you.' He turns the light on and sees a parrot in the corner of the room. 'Is that you?' he says, 'saying Jesus is watching you, Jesus will get you?' The parrot says, 'Yes, of course.' The burglar says, ' What's your name?' The parrot replies, 'Clarence.' The burglar shrieks, 'Clarence? what kind of idiot gives a bird a stupid name like Clarence?' And the bird replies, 'The same idiot that called that rottweiler over there Jesus!!'

hahahaha nice one dude!thanks for it!!!!