Fart!!

One time I was at a wedding and I farted but no one heard it but then it started to smell and everyone was looking around and then I started to laugh and gave it away.LOL

nonetheless funny, but for real though...most of the things people would consider embarrassing moments I cant hold to do it. It was at a birthday party and immediately after the cake was cut and everyone clapping I burped really loud & it reverberated in high frequency. everyone laughed for what seemed like an eternity and continued clapping louder.

For the last part it was really very bad on the part of your client. If I really feel that I need to Fart I would first find a place where no one is around. I have never been in such an embarassing situation.

I hate needing to fart when I am in public, but if you have to do it, then you have to do it. I try to get away from everyone if I am in a public area, then if someone walked near me right afterwards I would feel horrible. What a rude customer, might I add.

I was at church band practice at the worship minister’s garage. I let a silent one go and a few minute’s later the worship guy asked everyone if the smelled sewer, He was concerted because he had a house full of guest that the sewer was backing up. Everyone else said they did not smell anything. A few minutes later, when he and I were the only one around, I told him. He laughed. That same night, I went home and the farts were so bad my wife left the bed and slept on the couch. I felt bad, as it should have been me who sleep on the couch.

hahaha farting is a normal thing, but my father usually fart aloud even in the crowd...... I don't care if someone would fart, but i will be embarassed if i am that someone.

It is a normal body function. It is part of the digestion process and at times something goes wrong. It is better to excuse yourself. The odor is from some imbalance. Etiquette said for you to say nothing. Would have been better for the person to have excused themself for a moment or two and then returned. Glad that you survived.

My worst case was on a plane. I stood up to go to the loo and farted in the face of the poor man next to me. I roared with laughter and apologised profusely and reached up and directed the air jets into his face but the pong was pretty aweful. luckily he saw the funny side of it too.

This is sometimes a big topic in our house. My husband farts a lot as he has irritable bowel syndrome. I fart sometimes because I like onion & hot spicey food. My step son farts a lot because he is always constipated.

Things like this are hard to hold in (haha). If I am among friends, I usually warn them but I do try to get away from them so the smell goes elsewhere. Sometimes I have tried to hold in it and run out the door or into the hallway and just let it all out. If I don't have my perfume on me to cover the smell, then i just "flap away at the air", hoping that no-one will smell it LOL. Oh its gross just talking about it!!!

Funny you'd ask. Yesterday I went to the city to see my doctor . Because of my disability I ride the elevator. Well I got in at ground level. There was a little old man and me. The old man got off on the 2nd floor and as the door opened for him, he dropped his paper and as he bend down to retreive it he farted then steped out of the elevator and by time all this happened of course the door shut fairly soon after the fart. The stink in that elevator was enough to make your eyes water and Yes you guess it as I got out on the 3rd floor a couple others were getting on. I thought I'd die from embarasement before I saw my doctor. It was obvious by the coughing they'd smelled it. That old man must have wanted to take that one to his grave with him but messed up LOL. Like really what do you say there's no recovery and I would have only made myself look more quilty. It appeared I was the only one on the elevator.

When I was a little girl I had piano lessons every Saturday. One Saturday, while having my lesson, I really really had to fart. I couldn't concentrate and kept hitting the wrong key. Eventually, I couldn't hold it much longer. I tried to make it like one of those farts that don't make any sound. I failed. My teacher couldn't help giggling. Looking on the bright side, it wasn't one of those that smelled.

wow i never experienced it before.. but if that happen i might smile and laugh in my head.. because its a first time. lol. im sorry you experienced that thing.

when i fart it's soundless but smells so foul. i experienced farting in public, there was a time when i rode a bus i was standing in the center when i felt this urged of farting. i hold on until i could hold no longer that i have to release it and its timely that the bus suddenly stopped and the smell of burnt tires go along with my fart. i knwo that people around me smelled it but just ignored them..i don't want to be sick...

that is totally not called for. I understand that you couldn't say anything but this person definitely does not have any manners. He should have waited and gone to the toilet. There must have been a public facility where you work?

Ohhh dear ... farting ... theres a million gags .. hundreds of ways to do it ... and only one polite thing to do ... which is ignored the dratted smelly blighters who persist in farting loudly or stinkily in public ..

yes i did have some embarrasing moments like when i did that back in school and the whole class smell up, which is not fun, but if you can make it without noise, the whole class room will laugh, everyone in classes done it before and they would blame on someone else it is funny at time

As I told my wife when we got together. A fart is a fact of life. You try to be courteous and do em in private but sometimes ya just gotta blow. As far as embarrassing moments there was one time i was at the store just getting a few things and really had, I mean had to let it rip and while I thought it wouldn't be loud man everybody in a three isle radius heard that sucker. It had some serious reverberation. However I still have not yet managed to out (vent) my uncle who managed to blow a hole in his underwear. Long try and we were kids but we still laugh about it today. ( I never said we had any class )

actually i wont embarrasing moment because this is the normal thing that everyone will face

i admit i laughed when i saw this topic header :)=) he did that in front of you? man,that's rude. me personally,i think i'd rather explode than fart in public.i'd be so embarrased LOL i would definetly look for a bathroom or something if i had to that bad