Do you believe everything your hubby tells you ?
By weemam
@weemam (13372)
March 14, 2007 11:03am CST
My friend sent me this yesterday and I thought it was too good not to share
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper
in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she
replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation." Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV
when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse
called." she replied!"
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32 responses
@raydene (9871)
• United States
14 Mar 07
Weemam Hello
What a hoot.I do believe my hubby all the time but you can bet I'll be on the look out for this marylou!Lol
Actually he has his own business and women call him all the time.We've been together too lond for me to worry now.
R
@Jennifer21 (2476)
• United States
14 Mar 07
Yes, that was pretty funny. Good one.
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@Debs_place (10520)
• United States
14 Mar 07
Cute! I have a tip for him...don't bet the horses.
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@maribel1218 (3085)
• Philippines
14 Mar 07
Wheew! I have a refreshing laugh at this discussion I was been bombarded by loads of works and it made my 300+ muscles work when I laugh at this discussion...great weemam.
In general I do believe my husband because I really knew him to very honest man who do not tell a lie since our college years BUT when he tell something off the beat he can't messed with me ohh! no I'm a future great lawyer lol!!!!
Thanks for sharing a good laugh my friend!
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@Thoroughrob (11742)
• United States
14 Mar 07
Lol. He really deserved that one. I do believe my husband, the only place he goes to without me is to work.
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@domesticengineer (576)
• Philippines
15 Mar 07
hahahhaha! Really funny. Never believe everything your husband tells you. They're just like hyips, 99% are scams and only 1% is true.
@brckoba (795)
• United States
15 Mar 07
This is hilarious! I believe that in order for a relationship to work out honesty is a must ingredient. Thank God in my relationship my wife trusts me 100 percent. I would never cheat on her and I know that she would never cheat on me. Thank you for the joke! I will share it with my wife!!! LOL..
@suspenseful (40193)
• Canada
15 Mar 07
He believes what the main media tells him, and I'm a natural born snoop. If the media is left biased, it records what it wants us to believe. However my husband is one of the nicest and honestest person and I am only woman in his life.
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@slickcut (8141)
• United States
15 Mar 07
No i sure don't my husband lies like a dog...I have caught him in so may lies its pathic...He don't really say a whole lot now days because he use to lie every time his lips moved...I use to listen to him but not now because I never know when he's lying..I have told him not to lie to me anymore so now he don't talk much...My husband is the type that loves to spin yarns...If you saw something,he saw something bigger,if you did something he did it too ..His story is always bigger..He knows i don't fall for his lies anymore so he don't to much talking...Before i married him I thought he was interesting until i found out everything he told me was a lie..That was a cute joke hee hee
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@ladylily29 (323)
• United States
14 Mar 07
I only beleive half of what I hear or see, with anyone including my man.he has lied so big to me and on me before, we ended up in a divorce, when we got back together, I told him my trust was shot, and I will always second guess him on alot. As he does me. But we are happy and have been together now for 5 years now and counting.
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