Got this in the e-mail today and have to pass it on.
By deebomb
@deebomb (15304)
United States
March 14, 2007 1:46pm CST
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside
service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be
held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to
be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a
typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw
the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in
sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the
open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I
would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The
workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and
soul.
As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and "Glory!"
I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before, from Genesis all
the way to Revelation.
I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I was
opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying
to another, "I ain't never seen nothing like that before and I've been putting
in septic tanks for twenty years."
2 responses
@Withoutwings (6992)
• United States
23 Mar 07
I can totally picture that happening to someone.
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@tridelthanna (63)
• United States
15 Mar 07
HAHA...thats hilarious. It took me a second but once I got it I laughed for quite a bit!
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