Funeral Ideas
By ArsonCuff
@ArsonCuff (3114)
United States
October 17, 2006 12:09am CST
Plan out your funeral!! Who has the best plans for after death?
My idea is this: I want the hearse to have cans tied to the back of it and the message JUST DIED scrawled on the rear window...then I want my best buddies to drive the hearse all around town honking the horn and running stop lights ect., then drive my body back to the crematorium where I want to be burned, then my ashes placed into some bullets, and I will have a list of people I want shot with these bullets...ha
3 responses
@pussywillow (718)
• United States
28 Oct 06
LOL!!! That is hilalrious!!! I just want to be planted in a field - no coffin - so I can feed the grass and wildflowers and trees. I think planting people in coffins is a waste of good space and good fertilizer.
@ArsonCuff (3114)
• United States
30 Oct 06
so instead of donating your body to science or just getting buried you could donate your body to a special gardening center and they could sell people mulch...
@ArsonCuff (3114)
• United States
17 Oct 06
I thought it was well thought out...lol One can only guess at how I would plan a wedding huh?
@ArsonCuff (3114)
• United States
23 Oct 06
Okay idea number 2: well...it is complicated and involves transportaion of the coffin to the grave site via helicopter, (swinging on a cable below)...and exotic dancers are already graveside once we get there
