Men are happier than Women, do you agree???

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What do you expect from such simple creatures? Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be President. We can never be pregnant, we can wear a white t-shirt to a water park. We can wear no shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. the world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. tux rental-$100. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to others. One mood all the time. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invites us, he or she can still be your friend. three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We almost never have strap problems in public. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our face stays its original colour. the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We only have to shave our face and neck. We can play with toys all our life. Have only one wallet. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife. we have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. We can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. . .. Men are happier than Women, do you agree???