what is the craziest writings you have ever seen on a t-shirt?

In a friend's wedding, his brother made a shirt that says : I am a single, take me too! and on his back he put a sign like a "looking for an apartment" sign with the add : "a single waiting to be taken" and his phone number. Well, it is hard to describe, but it was so funny. Maby I'll get a picture and I'll send it to you...

I've seen hilarious ones such as guys walking around with shirts like "I'm A Lesbian" or "I'm a Naughty Angel" "Are you staring at something?" The list goes on and on.