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Little Billy is sitting in a maths lesson when teach asks him to answer a question. "Bily, if there are 5 birds sat on a fence and you shoot one with a gun how many would be left?" "None," was Billy's reply, "cos the others would fly away". "Good answer," said teach, "I like your thinking." Little Billy said, "I have a question for you now." "If there are three women eating icecream cones. One is licking hers, one is biting hers and the other sucking hers. Which one is married?" "I suppose the one sucking hers," was teach's reply. "No," said Billy, "The one with the wedding ring on. But I like your thinking."