Bumper Stickers.. Your Favorite Sayings.. Do you put them on your Car?
@HeavenUnaware (1757)
United States
March 20, 2007 6:45pm CST
I've seen alot of funny Bumper Stickers and wanted to hear some favorites from all of you. Do you put bumper stickers on your car? If so, what do they say?
I do not have any bumper stickers on my car. I have one little sticker on my back window that is from my son's school with the initals and mascot and I have a pink ribbon magnet to show my support for Breast Cancer Research.
I have a couple of favorite bumper stickers that I've seen over the years.
One is:
Single...
... Not Desperate!
Another:
If you don't like the way I drive...
... Stay off the Sidewalk!
Please share your favorites, I need a few laughs today!
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7 responses
@Michele21 (3093)
• United States
21 Mar 07
My husband just got me a sticker for my car and I just love it!! It has the little cute bunny, I odn't know what it is called but they have cute saying with it. Anyways it is the bunny with his hand over his nose and it says "You smell like butt"...I know, kinda mean but too cute!!
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@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
21 Mar 07
I know those bunnies! They are funny :]
They always say what people really want to say but don't. I always thought it was called the Stinky Bunny but I'm not sure. I like those and also the Boys are Idiots kids. My son doesn't find them as funny but I always laugh when I see them.
@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
21 Mar 07
Ohh I better note that I do not think my son is an idiot - I just think the t-shirts and stickers are funny.
@cyclonewriter (2168)
• United States
21 Mar 07
Too funny, I posted an article on gather about this same topic. I recently saw one that said, " Hate Loggers? Try using plastic toilet paper"...for some reason, it really made me laugh. I like little things like this that are meant to be lighthearted and fun. Sometimes, life gets too serious....
@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
21 Mar 07
Too funny!! Thanks for sharing :]
You're right, life is too serious sometimes - I'm so glad you posted!
@Backpack30 (924)
• United States
2 Apr 07
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this one day: a very dinged up/banged up car had a bumper sticker that said, "I hate people."
:D It was so funny because you could see that people had hit it with their car doors and he had had a few fender benders. I could just see this guy sitting behind the wheel with a funy looking scowel on his face-LOL!
And then of course there's the "my kid beat up your honor roll student" ;D LOL
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@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
4 Apr 07
That sounds so funny! I bet he does hate people after so many have ruined his poor car!! Thanks for sharing :]
@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
21 Mar 07
I love both of those! I have heard the first one but not the second one and let me tell you, I can't wait to use it verbally with my teen son when he starts driving. *lol*
Thanks so much for sharing those!
@tendernesstour (62)
• United States
21 Mar 07
My non-profit organization currently is using this one as a fund-raiser- "Everyone is Beautiful."
I also really like "Compassion is Revolution," "God Bless the Freaks" and "When God Said Don't Love Your Enemies, I think He Probably Meant Don't Kill Them."
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@HeavenUnaware (1757)
• United States
21 Mar 07
Everyone IS Beautiful! What a great slogan for your fund-raiser. Of course I also love your other responses especially the last one! Made me smile, thank you for that!
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
21 Mar 07
My favorite is one that my grandfather had many years ago! He didn't place it on his car, he put it in his garage over his workbench. I remember seeing it and laughing each time I went to the garage with him! It said, "Do re-elect anybody, give another crook a chance." The bumper sticker probably came out during an election season when the 're-elect so-in-so bumper stickers were popular!
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