Seniors
By hookfan
@hookfan (447)
March 21, 2007 2:34pm CST
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true that the medication you prescribed me has to be taken for the rest of my life?' she asked the doctor.
'Yes, I'm afraid so', replied the doctor.
'I'm wondering then just how serious my condition is as the bottle is marked NO REFILLS!' said the concerned lady.
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@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
27 Mar 07
A QUICK RIDDLE
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
Nobody.
The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
@liveonlove (350)
• India
22 Mar 07
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home- cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.
"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.
"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook...."
