i love jokes !

Filipinos got a lot of joke about the past president of our country.... Sometimes It's really mean, yes, I guess a lot of people hate him.... here's just 2: On a hearing JUDGE: Mr. President do you like to say something? PRESIDENT: no response JUDGE: Don't you like to speak your side? PRESIDENT: still no response JUDGE: are you sure you're not going to defend yourself PRESIDENT: (speaks hesitantly) I thought this is just a hearing, why are we speaking? On their house, The President's son was shot... PRESIDENT: son are you okay? SON: no I've been shot, please dad call me a doctor PRESIDENT: oh ok........ you're a doctor son, you're a doctor!!!