A double meaning joke

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Hey I cam across this in my school days, I'm not sure if everyone has heard of it, but then hear it now. A newly wed couple goes to a new city and settles there, the husband understands the difficulty the wife faces with the household chores.He doesnt want her to do such hard work, so he appoints a male servant to assist her, the wife objected saying that, "what if he doesn't behave well, i'd prefer a female servant" "Don't worry honey, the moment he commits three blunders just gimme a call and i'll take care of him", saying so the husband left for office. The wife was playing ball with the cat while the servant was busy with the work load given by her. The first task given to the servant was to wash the clothes, he was really frustrated with washing a women's cloth and so he began washing it furiously, the result of which he ended up tearing a the wife's bra the second task was to go and buy a milk from the store, while going he accidentally stamped the plastic ball that the wife was playing with the cat.The wife got angry and asked him "what else have u done to ruim my day, u've just crushed my ball?" To this he quickly replied,"sorry mam i tore ur bra while washing" the furious wife noted it down. when he returned with the milk he took pity on the cat and offered it some milk, when the wife saw that some of the milk was gone, she suspected he had drunk it and so, she jotted down the third blunder. She immediately called up her husband "whats it honey?" "U asked me to call when he commits three blunders, so i called" "what did he do?" "1.) He tore my bra 2.) He crushed my ball 3.) He drank the milk Do u think we ought to have him in our house?" the husband was speechless......LOL