My Daddy the Dancer
By Connie1013
@Connie1013 (1098)
United States
March 23, 2007 2:27am CST
*** This is one of my favorite jokes***
My Daddy the Dancer
One day a fourth grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?""No," the boy said."He plays for the Chicago Bears, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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@mikesgal4ever1999 (732)
• United States
23 Mar 07
I got a good laugh from this...even read it to Mike when he came in from work. We are Redskins and Ravens fans here...Mike is originally from Maryland so when the Colts were there that was his fave team--until they moved. Thanks for the laugh Connie :-)
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@Connie1013 (1098)
• United States
23 Mar 07
You are welcome. It was my first copy/paste discussion.
@moonmagick (1458)
• United States
27 Mar 07
That one was good. I will have to show it to the hubby. :)
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
23 Mar 07
hahahha, very cute. Thank you for sharing a light humorous joke with us. We all need a laugh. I have rated you a + for your lovely post. Keep it up.
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