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The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, u ask why? I come close to u, u feel shy, I tell u those three magical words.... Aiila, tyre Puncture!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ abe aage bhi to bol............... nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko................... ----------------------------------------------------------- Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!! ----------------------------------------------------------- tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge..... ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !! ----------------------------------------------------------- He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao She: Sandal nikaloon kya! He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao... ----------------------------------------------------------- Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha ! ----------------------------------------------------------- Mere marne ke baad mere doston, yu aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, sidhe upar chale aana!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib... Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib... La, phawda mujhe de!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi ayesi ho ?? ----------------------------------------------------------- tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. moti hamaar kuttwa ka naam!!