Joke
@ashishlijhara (584)
India
March 23, 2007 2:09pm CST
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
1 response
@myklaire (437)
• Philippines
28 Mar 07
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it..
Cop:"Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde:"Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop:"Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde:"Oh Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, I'll be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop:"Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."
Blonde: "oh... we just got off of highway 119".
