Blonde Joke
@ashishlijhara (584)
India
March 23, 2007 2:14pm CST
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
1 response
@raveena (1353)
• India
26 Mar 07
A guy is having a drink
in a bar.
A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.
He leans over to the big woman next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
then says; "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!
