A Wife is a wife, no matter who THE HELL ARE YOu

A college pizza dilivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Smith. He dilivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked,"What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quater out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith."Well, just to show how wrong they are, here'e five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, " I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith. "Applied psychology." the youth smiled and said.