The Ages of Men and Women
By joanana
@joanana (770)
United States
March 24, 2007 8:07pm CST
The Ages of Women
Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
After 56 she is like Australia; everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
The Ages of Men
Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly
Between 27 and 46: Try weekly
Over 47: Try weakly.
XD
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@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
25 Mar 07
A college pizza dilivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.
Smith. He dilivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked,"What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quater out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith."Well, just to show how wrong they are, here'e five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, " I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith.
"Applied psychology." the youth smiled and said.
@alpha_release (119)
• United States
5 Apr 07
Haha. You're awesome, Joana. You always tell the best jokes.
@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
25 Mar 07
Oh my gosh, this is the best one yet. So great. I'm rating you another + for your posts. I love these so much. Where did you hear of them all? Thanks a lot.
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