The new secretary
By joanana
@joanana (770)
United States
March 24, 2007 8:18pm CST
An office manager hires a new secretary. Her first day she is called into the office to take some dictation. While she is taking dictation she notices the guy's fly is open. Not wanting to embarrass her boss she says nothing until she is leaving.
At the door she turns and says "By the way sir, your barracks door is open." He looks at her funny but she's already walked out.
A while later he happens to glance down and notices his fly is open. He decides to have a little fun with her on her first day so he calls her back into his office.
"By the way Ms. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open did you also happen to see a solider standing at attention?"
She replied "Why no sir! But I did see a disabled vet sitting on two old duffle bags."
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7 responses
@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
25 Mar 07
That's too much, very very funny. I like your jokes. Keep posting them, and I am giving you + ratings. Don't for get to respond back and give "best response" to the best one.
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
28 Mar 07
Awe, thanks sugar for best response. That was very nice of you.
@liveonlove (350)
• India
31 Mar 07
Ohh nice one i realy enjoyed it. good joke.
Police Stop
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!"
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jessica replied, "Only when he's drunk."
@alpha_release (119)
• United States
29 Mar 07
I've heard this joke multiple times, but it's one of the ones that never really gets old. Thanks, hun.
