Do you have or had gas in a bad place
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
March 25, 2007 10:54am CST
I just heard on comedy central
The guy says he's getting a message from this really cute young thing.He said she started rubbing his butt but he couldn't enjoy it cause he kept thinking"God I hope i don't fart...Hey..I know you've thought it too!"It struck me so funny!
Have you ever been in a place or position where this came to mind.
I seem to always have gas in crowded elevators,ob exams,when someone stand close behind me in a crowded store line...You can pretty much clentch but the ob exam is a tough one..lol
Come on share a laugh..we are all human and humans fart!lol
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12 responses
@mummymo (23706)
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25 Mar 07
I guess I'm lucky there are very few people I can do this in front of! Fishwife is one but that is cos she doesn't care where she does it - she just lets go! My boss has actually physically put her out of the pub where I work for dong it and smelling soooo bad - hasn't he fishwife! The worst part is she has been a bad influence on Niamh - for a little un she can make a really big noise and a smell to match!
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@raydene (9871)
• United States
25 Mar 07
Yeah those little one look like sweet roses but smell like what makes em grow.My old dog has the nasty ones but she knows .I will hear it then she looks at me and quickly leaves the room before I even ask her to..that's probably what keeps her going is that she gets her energy leaving and returning the room.
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@mummymo (23706)
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26 Mar 07
oh my goodness just about broke the computer chair laughing then! Wouldn't it make more sense to teach the dog to leave the room before he farts - I mean you are left there, the smell is left there and the dog is outside laughing end enjoying the fresh, clean air!!! lol
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@tweakpotter (745)
• United States
26 Mar 07
The worst place I have ever had gas would be back when I was in high school. I was with my girlfriend, in her room (you get the point, and out it came. It was probably the MOST embarassing fart I have ever had. Whenever we talk, it still comes up. I will be haunted by that fart forever. LOL.
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
26 Mar 07
I was in a meeting, everyone was all around me. I had to pass gas and it just came out. Luckily it was a silent one and everyone ran away quickly, I ran too. Nobody knew who did it and I was happy about that.
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@NatureBoy (493)
• Singapore
26 Mar 07
Ha ha, the worst situations to be is in a life, that goes about 40 levels. I was on the way up to an office and there were 5 people in the left. right on the 6th storey, there came a smell, (thank god it wasn't me). Everybody was looking around and you could see a face as red as a tomato. It was a lady. OMG was she embarrassed, so all of us just concentrated on the door and the life panel. Guess what the life opened only on the 38th floor, she ran out. But, sad that was not her floor. It happened that she was going to the 40th floor also. ..
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@ShereeRamos (56)
• United States
26 Mar 07
Yea one time i was in vegas and Me and my boyfriend like just been together for like a month at this time. So we were at his families house and we was upstairs in the bedroom wrestling and he had me locked down cause i was tryin to pinch him he kept moving around and I felt a sharp pain in my stomach I had gas. So I was trying to tell him let me go to the bathroom he wouldnt let me up fearing I was goin to pinch him. so he kept messin around and I laid it all out and instead of pinching him in the body I pinched his nose. He still to this day makes fun of me about it.
@missladycc (154)
• United States
26 Mar 07
oh yes....I had gas at a denny's resturant restroom in in los angeles. It was so loud that when I exit, the janitors were waiting to clean up in stole two. I know it sounds crazy huh. But its true.....no hot sauce for me for a while.
@jwfarrimond (4473)
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3 Apr 07
Once when I was out driving with a friend we stopped at a gas station to fill up. When she had gone to pay, I suddenly felt the need to fart, so I got out of the car, hoping that the smell would dissipate in the open air. However that did not work and when we where driving away, she suddenly said, "you've farted haven't you!" Admitting this, I excused myself by saying "Well, it WAS a gas stop!"
@ScotsFerret (375)
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11 Apr 07
I always seem to end up with gas when I go shopping, its not so bad when you are walking up and down the isles as you can always walk away once its out but when you are at the checkout its not so easy lol.
The worst time tho is when in the car with my fiancé, especially long journeys as he has a bad habit of letting off without letting on and they are always really smelly in the car and he always seems to do them at a time when you don't want to open the window (like when its raining or really windy out).
@yanjiaren (9031)
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26 Mar 07
Yes it is so embarrassing lol I am quit lucky that I have onbly felt this when I have gone to visit people after a meal and then I would desreatly go to the rest room and let loose. Otherwise it hasn't really happened to me thank Goodness lol.
@raydene (9871)
• United States
26 Mar 07
Now that you have said it hasn't happened it will happen soon because it's like tempting fate to say"That never happened to me".There's a little flying mischiefmaker that will come along and make you eat your words everytime.LOL
Anyway that is what happens to me.
@naimon21 (78)
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26 Mar 07
my experience was while i was on a date my god it was like please dont go out..when you try to press in your 2 butts so that the gas wont come out..luckily it passed out then minutes later it went back again then i could stop and i couldnt let it hide so i blew it off... the smell was like a spoiled egg hehehe and my date was like what the hell was that and i was just like i dont know maybe the garbage smelling...hahahahaha.. even in the elevator i fart...
@Bluenoser76 (57)
• Canada
26 Mar 07
sure--but take a peppermint swallowed whole with some water--that works totally.
I used to work at this really posh hotel out west & one time I had some tummy issues & gas that day, so I snuck off to what i thought was the corner of a hallway & let one go.
And then I walked on--later that day I found a co-worker laughing & she told me this story of one of "our" co-workers that had stood in front of a group of kids & just farted really loudly!
Argh!
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@mzz663 (2772)
• United States
10 Apr 07
I think it's funny to let a silent but deadly one sneak out and watch everyone blame someone else.
I laugh so hard most of the time, they all figure out it was me!
want to see something funny?
go to youtube and look up fart,farts and farting!
some hilarious videos on there!
the farting preacher is a pretty good one
and
have you ever heard the fart dr? I think it's adam sandler...been awhile since I've heard it but it'll make your eyes water as much as someone passing gas they've been holding in for a few hours!! lol
