A simple mathematic equation.

United States
March 25, 2007 7:50pm CST
I saw this and loved it, so I just had to share. :) A professor of Mathematics sent this fax to his wife. "Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.. I am otherwise happy with you has my wife, and I sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -Your Hudband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a fax waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
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• India
26 Mar 07
ANY IDIOTS IN THE ROOM? "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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• United States
27 Mar 07
Thanks for sharing. That is funny. :)
@Connie1013 (1098)
• United States
26 Mar 07
Thank You! I needed that laugh today. You get a + for it too. ;)
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• United States
27 Mar 07
Your welcome. Always glad to brighten someones day, even if only for a moment. :)
@tad1fan (3367)
• Canada
1 Apr 07
LMAO.....me and my hubby are always carrying on about trading each other in....him for two 20 year olds,me for 2 24 year olds so this hit home hard.....LOL
@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
26 Mar 07
Now that is not only true it is wicked funny, I appreciate an excellent joke, and now I am able to cut and paste them I will be forwarding the many that I get from my sister and daughter, some of the them are good , if you check the one on toilet paper you will understand why i kept in on file for over a month. Thanks for the laugh Regards Robin
• United States
26 Mar 07
Jokes and recipes. Those were the two things I was quite excited about being able to copy and paste. Of course this is really the first time I have played with it much. But to know I can, that is always nice. :)
@coolseeds (3919)
• United States
26 Mar 07
LOL. Old joke. We have Viagra, Malfador and the likes to disprove that old theory.
• United States
26 Mar 07
LOL. Very true. I came across this and it just made me laugh.
• United States
26 Mar 07
lmao
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@romel_ece (1290)
• Philippines
26 Mar 07
This one is a good joke.But I think only those mature mathematician can relate this joke.LOL