Captain Morgan's is the devil.

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I'm fairly sure that Captain Morgan's was created by Satan himself. Whenever I go to the bar and get captains and coke, things get wild. Whenever I drink captain's at home, things get wild. For some odd reason I make 'em strong, and chug 'em back. It's not really an issue of drinking to much (usually) but drinking to much too fast. I usually have so much fun, until the next day, so who cares. So, what is your booze of choice? What really gets you going? What puts you out of control