trini confessional
By Akeela
@Akeela (2078)
Trinidad And Tobago
March 26, 2007 2:57pm CST
A married Trini went into the confessional and said to his priest,"I almos' had an affair wid annuder woman.
""The priest said, "What youmean, almost?"The Trini said, "Well, we get undress' and rub up an' ting, but den ah stop.
"The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.You're not to see that woman again.
For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The Trini left
the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that". You didn't put any money in the
poor box! "The Trini replied, "Yeah fadder, but hear me, ah rub de $50 on de box, and 'cordin' to you, dat is de same as puttin' it in."
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
28 Mar 07
Hahha, very funny. I liked that a lot. Have rated you a + for it. Keep sending us some more. Thank you.
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@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
27 Mar 07
BEYOND ALL TRACK RECORDS
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
